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So ist Bundesliga 2010/2011!

20/06/2011

2010-11 Meister!

Another awful Bundesliga season ended up, won by Borussia Dortmund which is actually the Seventh Meisterschale of his history. That was an awful season because it was played by both terrible teams and other ones who merely hit their target.

So, those are the markreports about all the trash teams who cooperated to make sure that this Season would be noisy.

BORUSSIA DORTMUND:
They clearly deserved the title, but they almost always failed the match point to put a big stone on the challenge for the win, what is for me a clear sign of trashfootball. Plus, just after the win they did well to decide to sell their best player, Nuri Sahin.
Furthermore, they only won because there was no really competition.

Mark = 7.5

TuS BAYER 04 LEVERKUSEN:
They just might buy the second palce as they eternally end up around there. They were the lonely team who were able to make difficult the life for Dortmund but unfortunately they had deservedly lost the tie against them.
Surely it is also Board’s fault, thankful to their transfermarkt.

Mark = 6.5

FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN:
What’s to say about FCB. 3rd in Bundesliga, out of Round of 16 in Champions League and out of Semifinal in DFB Pokal.

Mark = 5

HANNOVER 96:
Well done, Sechsundneunzig! They almost got the Champions League ticket (lost just because of inexperience, I guess) but it still remains a wonderful haul, especially when you consider their team.

Mark = 7.5

1.FSV MAINZ 05:
7 Victories in the first 7 Matches is a great job (and almost a new record for German Bundesliga), and I think they should be glad of their Europa League’s chances for next year!

Mark = 7

1.FC NÜRNBERG:
When you think that their aim consists in a quiet permanence in Bundesliga and they’ve ended up at 6. place, you just have to say „Gut Gemacht” to Der Club.

Mark = 6.5

1.FC KAISERSLAUTERN:
At the beginning of the league they were almost a total disaster, luckily they did it better in the second part of the Championship so that they even got the 7. Place, which should be a clear imprint of the Bundesliga’s fewness.

Mark = 6.5

HAMBURG SV:
Never hot for anything. But I think it’s normal when you get trained by Armin Veh, the worst Coach ever seen.
They’re totally breaking up.

Mark = 4

SC FREIBURG:
Gut gemacht for Breisgau, too! Almost fighting for a place in European Competitions for the next Season, however they reach a nice place in the middle of the „Ligatabelle”.

Mark = 6

1. FC KÖLN:
Prinz Poldi has started to striked in this season so that Köln (which was supposed to fight for something in the red areas of the League) can do something better.

Mark = 6

TSG HOFFENHEIM:
Dietmar Hopp said that he wanted to make Hoffenheim one of the biggest German clubs (or something like that). But that wasn’t true, so that like the worst little team full of debits, in January they sold Ba & Gustavo.
This is German Entrepreneurship.

Mark = 5

VFB STUTTGART:
And with that, it’s the second awful season for VfB.
I think the Board might admit that they’re not interested in winning anymore or at least that they’re not capable to do better.
Shameless team.

Mark = 4.5

SV WERDER BREMEN:
Seriously, there are only sad things to write about „Grünen”.
Nothing to be happy for, horrible in the domestic League, horrid in the Pokal and grotty in Champions League.

Mark = 3.5

FC SCHALKE 04:

Badly terrible in Bundesliga, wonderful in the Cups. That’s why they reach the Semifinal of Champions League (defeating the titleholder Inter Milan!) and win the DFB Pokal.
Though the bad matches in Bundesliga, I think Knappen’s supporters should be happy for this season.

Mark = 7.5

VFL WOLFSBURG:

What a nice family, the Hoeneß one!
If Uli did only shit in Munich, his brother Dieter did it misleading and meaningless. So that they even run the risk to fall down into 2.Liga.

Mark = 4

BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH:
They were the „underdogs” of Bundesliga and that’s a fact that they were almost already ready to get the 2.Liga Ticket…and they won the playoff to remain in Erste Liga.

Mark = 5.5

EINTRACHT FRANKFURT:
In the first part of the Tournament they did it really nice and they were almost in UEFA Champions League zone…in the second part the squad wasn’t able neither to run nor to strike anymore…so that they leave the first league.

Mark = 3

SANKT PAULI:
Das ist Sankt Pauli. Always the worst team of the league, they couldn’t do it worse.

Mark = 3.5

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